Your mother sounds smart to me!

She’s a wise one!

You're delightful and I enjoy following you. On social media. Also? You have a kick-ass face and superb wit. Enjoy your weekend, man.

Oh, SLB with the kindest praise and smooth bourbony words that bloom with ecstatic warmth all the way down… thanks. The very same to you!

latenightseth:

Sounds like Jenny Slate’s inner child came out a little later in life.

postracialcomments:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

100% accurate

With Stormtroopers’ notoriously bad aim in mind, I’d probably feel safest staring down the end of an E-11 blaster rifle, tbh.

archarc:

Marvel Part Time Jobs by Chow Hon Lam

DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE A PHYSICAL PAPER ADDRESS BOOK ANYMORE? OR IS IT JUST ME? I EVEN CARRY A SMALL ONE IN MY WALLET!

You and my mom are the last of your kind!

I keep a small notebook but never for permanent address keeping usage…. just doodles, random notes, etc. 


Corinne Bailey Rae | Bryan Adams

Corinne Bailey Rae | Bryan Adams

Hey! Have you mailed the CG stickers yet?

Heyhey! I just picked up right-sized envelopes today so they’ll be out on Tuesday. Thanks for being so patient!

Okay. Here’s the thing, couples. You’re taking up too much of the sidewalk.

eatsleepdraw:

Space Skeletons In Outer Space
Tumblr / Society6 / Teepublic

eatsleepdraw:

Space Skeletons In Outer Space

Tumblr / Society6 / Teepublic

trebled-negrita-princess:

babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

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I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

And he used it CORRECTLY

gazesmeet:

note to self 

6snake6charmer6:

asian:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

I FEEL SO SAD SEEING THE DOG’S FACE

OH MY GOD

Lmfao omg my pug used to do that too. Ugh so cute!

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flummoxes:

My loving Sin City does not mean I do not recognize that Frank Miller is a sexist, racist piece of shit. 

flummoxes:

My loving Sin City does not mean I do not recognize that Frank Miller is a sexist, racist piece of shit.