Mitt Romney; that’s gonna be hard on a lot of Americans. It’s a Mormon vs a Black guy. For most of America, it’s like aliens vs predators.

W. Kamau Bell (via kateoplis)

Which, in this case, is very easy for me. WHY WOULD YOU EVER VOTE FOR THE ALIENS?! I’ve actually had this discussion before and I was beside myself when my friend told me he was rooting for the aliens.

What does an alien win do for anybody but the aliens themselves? I mean, sure, maybe they’re just misunderstood and maybe they do have feelings* and moral compasses but they certainly haven’t been demonstrated and I sure as hell can’t root for things with mouths that shoot out of their mouths.

*okay, I take that back, in Alien: Resurrection the Clone-Ripley/Xeno baby seemed to show a little something special for Clone Ripley (remember when it did that cute little sniffy thing with its kinda-nose), but that being said, WAS NOT A PURE XENOMORPH.

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